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IDAHO FALLS-- Peter J. has one thing to say to Brian Billick-help is available if you want it. J., a recovering alcoholic and addict who has been sober for 32 days, made the offer via an email to NFLampoon. According to J., he is motivated by the miracle of an anonymous 12 step fellowship, and a steadfast desire to share his experience, strength and hope to alcoholics who are still suffering. "Brian needs to know that there is a solution. He's not the first to move to the town called Hopelessness."
J's offer comes in response to the macabre Coors Light advertising campaign that features the former Baltimore Ravens head coach being completely oblivious to on field action while he frantically tries to protect his beer supply. The ads seem to shed light on the reason for Billick's departure from Baltimore and why his only offer to be an on-air analyst came from the NFL Network. Some experts are on record questioning why the Coors Brewing Company would glorify such a serious affliction. Repeated calls to the Colorado based brewing company have gone unreturned......
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