An ode to Charles Barkley:
You're skinny, you're fat
You stink like Sam Cassels passing attack
You've been cheered, you've been booed, especially when you said,
"We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do."
You are an analyst on TNT
But whats that coming out of your mouth...I think its pee
You have never said anything good
But what should I expect from somebody who claims to be so "hood"
Your shiny head is an icon
Yet, I think it's brain is about as smart as my camera made by Nikon
I have no respect for you
Why is that?
Because you're nothing more than a little old brat
This poem is done
But before I go I would like to say you...are...dumb!
Thats a little something I came up with while watching Charles Barkley on TNT pre game show. But for more of your enjoyment, here are some of the dumbest things Charles Barkley has ever said.
"You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person."
Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"
"I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."
On the All-Star Game: "Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room."
"I don't care what people think. people are stupid."
"I love New York City; I've got a gun."
"I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids."
"If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them."
"I'd never buy my girl a watch...she's already got a clock over the stove."
"They say it about brothers, but I can guarantee everybody in Finland look alike."
"I ain't never seen cranberry juice without vodka in it."
"That's wronger than ketchup on pancakes."