READ THIS FIRST: This is a special addition. These are all quotes from Jerry Coleman, the longtime Padres T.V. announcer. Enjoy:
"He slides into second with a stand up double."- Didn't know that was possible.
"McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back." Maybe it hit the catcher's mask.
"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."- Awesome nugget of info.
"Larry Lintz steals second standing up- he slid, but he didn't have to." - I think he had one too many beers.
"Theres a hard shot to LeMaster and he throws Madlock into the dugout."- I don't think he was at a baseball game...
"Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be."- Sounds alot like Yogi.
"Dave Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres."- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"It's a base hit on the error by Roberts."- Of course it is.
"Alou is on the on-deck circus"- That would be distracting, wouldn't it?
"Ken Abbott is on the on-deck circuit"- So now, we have a race track.
"Theres a shot in the alley. Oh, it's just foul"- Your a superstar, Jerry
"The Expos lead Atlanta by three, 5-1."- Wait a minute....
"At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3."- LOL.
"Thats Hendrick's 19th homerun. One more and he reaches double figures."- More math trouble.
"The first pitch is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute, it's ball one. Low and outside."- There are sooo many things wrong there.
"The Phillies made a acquistion tonight. They got him from Philadelphia."- I didn't know there was 2 teams in Philly.
"Cardell, the right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight."- Seriously, stop now.
"That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it"- Now it's getting drugy.
"It's off the leg and into left field of Doug Radar"- That make no sense.
"It's a line drive down the line in centerfield."- What line???
Thats it. I'm done.