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Manningitis should be a diagnosed medical condition

  • 04:31 PM ET  01.11
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Manningitis - a condition most commonly diagnosed in January through February. This disorder is thought to be a hereditary condition, generally passed from father to son(s). Symptoms include a hacking cough, blurred vision, and poor decision making. Patients tend to have difficulty performing daily work related tasks. As the condition progresses patients experience moodswings, emotional outbursts and uncontrollable sobbing. Recommended treatment for this disorder includes a long relaxing summer off, possibly including a Hawaiian vacation. The prognosis for these patients is generally not promising. Although patients generally go into remission around the second week of February however symptoms reoccur annually. Researchers are vigorously seeking a cure however preliminary lab results are not promising. Boo Hoo Eli/Peyton Lovers..... enjoy your summers. Oh one more thing..... you know the difference between the 08 Packers and the 08 Giants/Colts??? About 15 spots in the draft.

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January 11, 2009  08:48 PM ET
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Also about one less ring this decade as well

January 15, 2009  08:04 PM ET
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So wait; did your last line really just intimate that it was better to be the Packers this year than the Colts or Giants? Well, I guess you need to find something to make yourself feel better if you're a Green Bay fan....

 
January 15, 2009  10:48 PM ET
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Whats the difference between making the playoffs and not getting a win and not making the playoffs? Your spot in the draft.

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