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Season 2 ....

 

"It is not the size of a man, but the size of his heart that matters."
 
- Evander Holyfield
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* * * THE OFFICIAL TOP 7 LIST * * *  

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Context: Recipe for a TD Beatdown - LINK

1.

1) Start TD with an absurd topic

2) Make your opening argument one run-on sentence providing little evidence to back your absurd topic

3) Use second comment in the comments section to insult the first person to comment on the TD

4) Forfeit 2nd argument

5) Forfeit 3rd argument

6) Make your second comment on the TD 3 ?? days later, finally attempting to argue your point. Don't forget to complain about losing.

7) Combine above ingredients in a greased pan and bake in oven at 158 votes for the length of the TD.


SERVE HOT!!!

 - LGP

 

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Context: Loving Jesus brings success ..... - LINK

    2.   The more you love Jesus, the more successful you will be. The only exception to the rule is Stephon Marbury, who claims to be a Born-Again Christian, but I'm not sure whether the intern that almost reverse cowboy'd his SUV off the road came before or after his conversion. - Moondizzle

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Context: Refuting the claim that Kevin Durant is one of the top 5 players in the nba - LINK

  3.  Or maybe you meant to say simile? Here's one for you: Kevin Durant's position in the Top 5 players of the NBA is like Stephen Hawking's chances of bagging Marissa Miller: non-existent. - Redwing

 

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Context Moon chastising his opponent for dissing Kurt Warner - LINK

  4.  You bad, bad person. I'm going to write you a really really nasty letter and tell you to stop it alot. Kind of like the UN.- Moondizzle

 

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Context: Beating down a turn-forfeiter - LINK

   5.  Or maybe you've disappeared like a certain elder statesman when faced with the omnipresent Live Fan Feed? - Redwing

 

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Context Will these turn-forfeiters never learn? - LINK

  6.   Let me guess Nostradamus, you were planning the victory parade for next year and you couldn't spare the 30 seconds it would take to write another devastating 1 sentence argument. - LGP

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Context: Disappointed in yet another turn forfeiter, Roberts#1 summons his most compelling argument yet: - LINK

  7.  Fart noises - Roberts#1
 

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Season 2 runs January 13 - May 15. 

Top 7 lists will be published every Tuesday and Thursday.  Recaps will be published every Sunday.

Submissions always welcome: Group message board can be found HERE

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