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Season 2 ....

 


"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies."

- Will Rogers, humorist (1879-1935)

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* * * THE OFFICIAL TOP 7 LIST * * *  

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Context Porkins is compelled to correct a newbie who accuses him of sucking at throwing down (TD since deleted)

  1. No, I obviously suck at throwing UP. I mean, look at my avatar. I clearly keep everything down. You're all mixed up on this issue. - Porkins

 

   


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Context:  Is Philadelphia the Worst Pro Town? - LINK

    2.  So you have two examples for me. Wow. That must have taken alot of research. I can bang my head against the keyboard too. Hey, watch:

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- Moondizzle

      

 

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Context:  Plax or T.O? - LINK

  3.  I'd take Terrell Owens. Sure, he is a cancer and I am not a fan. But atleast you can guarantee that he won't be carrying around pistols to strip clubs and shooting himself in the leg. I mean, I've seen Helen Keller use a hammer with a better result. - Gu3

 

   

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Context Forfeited Turn Zing .... - LINK

  4.  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Huh.............what............

Did you say something????

Oh, a forfeited turn. Never mind.
 - LGP

                            

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Context:  Predicting the NBA finals winner - LINK

   5.   Saying Gasol, Bryant, or Bynum WILL get hurt is retarded. To predict a player will get hurt is almost as stupid as taking Porkins to a restaurant that isn't buffet style - Travis31

 

  

 

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Context: Tired of the incessant "list first .... " TDs? - LINK

   6.   Argue in first & second, list third - Moondizzle

 

   

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Context    Refuting his opponent's claim that the Cardinals weren't the best team in the NFC ...... - LINK

   7.  That makes as much sense as having a nudist colony in
Alaska. - Confucius
 
 

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Season 2 runs January 13 - May 15. 

Top 7 lists will be published every Tuesday and Thursday.  Recaps will be published every Sunday.

Submissions always welcome: Group message board can be found HERE

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