Staff: YODA, Oilers: NHI
Season 2 ....
"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies."
* * * THE OFFICIAL TOP 7 LIST * * *
Context: Porkins is compelled to correct a newbie who accuses him of sucking at throwing down (TD since deleted)
1. No, I obviously suck at throwing UP. I mean, look at my avatar. I clearly keep everything down. You're all mixed up on this issue. - Porkins
_______________________________________________________________________Context: Is Philadelphia the Worst Pro Town? - LINK
2. So you have two examples for me. Wow. That must have taken alot of research. I can bang my head against the keyboard too. Hey, watch:
Context: Plax or T.O? - LINK
3. I'd take Terrell Owens. Sure, he is a cancer and I am not a fan. But atleast you can guarantee that he won't be carrying around pistols to strip clubs and shooting himself in the leg. I mean, I've seen Helen Keller use a hammer with a better result. - Gu3
Context: Forfeited Turn Zing .... - LINK
Did you say something????
Oh, a forfeited turn. Never mind. - LGP
Context: Predicting the NBA finals winner - LINK
5. Saying Gasol, Bryant, or Bynum WILL get hurt is retarded. To predict a player will get hurt is almost as stupid as taking Porkins to a restaurant that isn't buffet style - Travis31
Context: Tired of the incessant "list first .... " TDs? - LINK
6. Argue in first & second, list third - Moondizzle
Context: Refuting his opponent's claim that the Cardinals weren't the best team in the NFC ...... - LINK
Season 2 runs January 13 - May 15.
Top 7 lists will be published every Tuesday and Thursday. Recaps will be published every Sunday.
Submissions always welcome: Group message board can be found HERE