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I'm a 39-year Cowboy fan and I can't take it anymore! Jerry Jones thinks he can just buy a team of winners, when real football fans knows you have to BUILD a team of winners.

Please help me out!

I am taking bids on eBay to become a teams' fan!
Please search "ex-cowboy" and you will see my posting under 'NFL Fan for Sale'.

Or go to:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NFL-Fan-for-Sale-ex-Cowboy-fan_W0QQit emZ110347774219QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Fan_Shop?hash=item11 0347774219&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205% 7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1 %7C294%3A50

I am looking for a future team.

thanks!
February 10, 2009  08:37 PM ET

Become a Texans fan, they've had just as many playoff wins as the 'Girls since 96, add in the fact they've only been around since 02 and that is quite impressive

February 10, 2009  10:04 PM ET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's too funny! I would say join the Steeler Nation.. but you were a Dallas fan.. and short of being a Browns or ravens is there anything worse?? lolol j/k Your team's owner certainly make some mind boggling choices though. I feel your pain.. Pittsburgh has a team like that too. They are called the Pirates.

 
February 11, 2009  12:29 PM ET

I'd say join the Eagles fan base but you seem like too nice of a guy.

Leave the "yalls" and the ugly 10-gallon cowboy hats back home in Texas and we'll consider your application for review here at Giants Stadium. But please know in advance that our season ticket waiting list is the third-longest in the NFL (behind only GB and DC) so don't expect a ticket any time soon!

Now repeat after me: "we ALL hate the Eagles! we ALL hate the Eagles!"

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