February 15th 2009

     Staff: YODA, Oilers: NHI

Season 2 ......

THE WEEKLY RECAP

"Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal."

- David Coleman, English sports commentator famous for his "Colemanballs".

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ZING CHASE STANDINGS:

1.    LGP
2.    Redwing
3.    Moondizzle
4.    Porkins
5.    Pimp David/Southern Discomfort
7.    Dyhard/Travis/Gu3
10.  Frank

February Leaders to date:

1.    LGP
2.    Foosball
3.    Redwing
4.    NickB23
5.    Baun-ded/Bigalke
7.    CCC
8.    Roberts#1
9.    Gu3/Confucius

Current OVERALL Zing-Chase Standings

1.    LGP
2.    Redwing
3.    Moondizzle
4.    Foosball
5.    Porkins
6.    Gu3
7.    NickB23
8.    Pimp David
9.    Southern Discomfort
10.  Bigalke/Baun-ded

11.   Dyhard
12.   Travis31
13.   Roberts#1
14.   CCC
15.   Frank
16.   Confucius
17.   MadMaxTalbot
18.   Lanceuppercut
19.   Agrippa
20.   Fizz
21.   Armchair Probowler

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Avatars of the Week:

Inspired by Aimee, we bring you a selection of FN Hotties of the Week:

Gruden <3 Hooters 

jpengwyn

JB:

BigBen7

DCSportsNut

Outlaw

Baun-ded

mhwings

4thstreet

CCC

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Throwdown Milestones:

Congratulations to the following members of the TD Community:

  NickB23 - 150 TD wins

  Travis31 - 125 TD wins

  Lanceuppercut - 125 TD wins

  Foosball - 100 TD wins

  Ox - 75 TD wins

  10aciousD - 75 TD wins

  JB - 50 TD wins

Throwdowns of the Week

The Worst:

There have been some truly terrible TDs on the board this week. Fortunately, most have been deleted. Here is an example of How Not to TD

Who is a Better Power Forward? - Canafrican vs. luckymojo

The Zing Foundation encourages all new TDers to read this excellent article:

TDing 101 - by rstowe, FN veteran now departed from this site. His guidelines for new TDers still make for interesting and informative reading.

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Throwdown Beatdown of the Week:

Which is the most boring of the four major North American Sports?

- Joe Lometo vs. LGP

Current vote total, with 23 hours of voting remaining, is 101-11 in favour of LGP.

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Comment Zing of the Week

Made by Porkins to Mark is Uga VII! in TD# 297699 (now deleted) in response to the latter's opening "argument".

Mark is Uga VII! said:

Are you not really into sports?

More into science fiction or something?

What's with the avatar?

Porkins said:

I'll leave you with some food for thought:

Q: How do you make "University of Georgia" cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: How many University of Georgia freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Georgia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: Why do University of Georgia fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Georgia campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Georgia fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There are some things that a pig will not do.

Q: What does the average University of Georgia student get on his SAT?
A: Drool. 

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Tourney Reminder

The League of Distinguished TDers Tourney starts tomorrow, February 16.  Look out for some excellent TDs from some of FanNation's finest.

Further information can be found on the latest group blog. The group homepage can be found HERE

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Obituary

 Jeremy Lusk, November 26th 1984 - February 10th 2009

Freestyle Motocross lost one of its brightest stars on Tuesday when Jeremy Lusk died two days after an horrific accident whilst competing at the X-Knights competition in San Jose, Costa Rica. He was 24 years old.

Lusk died as a result of head injuries suffered when he crashed headfirst to the ground after failing to complete a full rotation of a Hart Attack backflip. He had suffered an almost identical accident in the Freestyle Semi Finals at the 2007 X Games, but escaped unscathed.

The talented rider, a member of the Freestlye Moto group Metal Mulisha, was born in San Diego in 1984. He had been riding motorcycles since the age of three and turned professional at 19.

He enjoyed success at the 2008 X Games, winning the Freestyle gold medal as well as a silver medal for Best Trick after landing the first double-grab Hart Attack Backflip. Also in 2008 Lusk won a Bronze Helmet at the Moto X World Championships and two gold medals in an X Games Mexico competition - he finished third in the Dew Tour series standings, and he was never lower than fourth in a string of high-level international events.

He is survived by his wife, Lauren.

R.I.P.

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FanNation D Bags of the Week

This week saw many DBags clogging up the TD board and generally making a nuisance of themselves.

  Drew_K (now deleted)

Profile name and address: Fannationsukz, blowme, FU

TD titles included "Steroids make baseball better" and "Roids are good".

And this gem:

**** **** FANNATION ALL OF YOU.
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YALL REMIND ME OF ....

YOU REMIND ME OF MY ****!

YOU WHINE ALL THE TIME.

YOU TALK ****.

YOURE A QUEER.

I WILL ALWAYS VOTE AGAINST YOU CUZ I HATE GAYS

I'm sure we are all distraught that he is gone ........

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Mark is Uga VII! (now deleted)

Obnoxious and argumentative - so, just like most DBags, then.

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And finally, this week also saw the return of some old favourites:

  Favreistheman - as obnoxious as ever

  Roids for Sale

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ZING-LIST SUBMISSIONS:

The submission board is HERE. Your help in finding good TD Zings is much appreciated, and self-submissions are welcome. 

The next Zing List will be published on Tuesday.