Staff: YODA, Oilers: NHI
Season 2 .......
In the day we sweat it out on the web on a runaway fannation dream
At night we ride through throwdowns of glory on IBM machines
Sprung from the web pages on the info super highway 9,
Chrome laptop, intel injected and connected thru them lines
Newbie this nation rips the bones from your back
Forfeited Turns are a death trap, a suicide rap
Newbie you gotta get off of this thing
Cause vets like us,
Newbie we were Born to ZING!
- Foosball, from TD#298940
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* * * THE OFFICIAL TOP 7 LIST * * *
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1.
Context: Kurt Warner's next team? - LINK
a) He went to Arizona to become a Cardinal. He played with Pope. The only logical move on upward is Sainthood. - Moondizzle
b) Anyways.....Warner to the Saints for ANY REASON makes about as much sense as a Perloff article. - Goodell
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2.
Context: Better goal scorer - Gretzky or Howe? - LINK
Wow, your argument reminds me of the old joke about the priest who took a few belts to relax, got confused and announces there will be a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's instead of a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peters - Baun-ded
3.
Context: Best hockey team by number - LINK
a) "I gotta blow the Whistle here! Penalty 5 minute major & a Throwdown Misconduct for manipulating your facts!"
b) "What were they going to do put one of those cardboard cut-out goalies that they use in Shoot for Loot during intermissions? Or announce over the rink PA system 'Is there a Goalie in the House?' " - Foosball
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4.
Context: NFL Fantasy Draft - Ultimate Defense - LINK
But yours plays dominos in the same nursing home as Gruden..... - Lakers, in response to Redwing's assertion that the QB's age is unimportant.
5.
Context: The top sleeper teams who can make the final four - LINK
With all due respect Pitt can could also find and bag the ever elusive unicorn and Fizzle could bang the ever elusive.....female. Anything is possible. - Agrippa
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6.
Context: Underdog who has the best chance to win the superbowl - LINK
The Seattle Seahawks went through receivers and QB's like Porkins does cheeseburgers. One after another went down. - NickB23
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7.
Context: Arguing Asomugha's new contract - LINK
See, this is where you show that you never got past Econ 101 and graduated to Econ 102. - CCC
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Season 2 runs January 13 - May 15.
Top 7 lists will be published twice each week. Recaps will be published every Sunday.
Submissions always welcome: Group message board can be found HERE
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