"THE 2009 MTV ROCK ???N ???ROID SOFTBALL CHALLENGE"
"THE ???CLEAR' TEAM VS. THE ???CREAM' TEAM"
Remember back in the 1990's, the made for MTV Charity Rock ???N Jock Softball Challenge featuring Major Leaguers and celebrities?
Well, after a ten year hiatus the game is back, but with a twist. To make things interesting, the teams are divided into two teams, the ???Clear' and the ???Cream' teams.
Regular softball rules apply, except when you're out, you're really not out, unless it's by executive order dictated by the Commissioner or grand jury, and even then, you still can fight it!
The Clear Team consists of players that have admitted or have been linked to using Performance Enhancing Drugs (Steroids), and the Cream Team consists of celebrities that have run afoul of the law.
The winning team gets to sit in judgment of the losers and of course, all funds raised will go to the unemployed, single California woman who gave birth to the in-vitro octuplets.
Scheduled to appear:
The ???Clear' Team:
Say it ain't so, Sosa
Lenny "Dianabol" Dykstra
Jose Canseco "Cream"
Eric "HGC" Gange
Jason "Ando" Giambi
Matt "Hormone" Williams
"Barbie" Caminiti, wife of "Anabolic" Ken Caminiti
The ???Cream' Team:
Ex-Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick
Ex-Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich
And just announced, Chris Brown!
Copyright 2009 Steve Kay