"THE 2009 MTV ROCK ???N ???ROID SOFTBALL CHALLENGE"

"THE ???CLEAR' TEAM VS. THE ???CREAM' TEAM"

Remember back in the 1990's, the made for MTV Charity Rock ???N Jock Softball Challenge featuring Major Leaguers and celebrities?

Well, after a ten year hiatus the game is back, but with a twist. To make things interesting, the teams are divided into two teams, the ???Clear' and the ???Cream' teams.

Regular softball rules apply, except when you're out, you're really not out, unless it's by executive order dictated by the Commissioner or grand jury, and even then, you still can fight it!

The Clear Team consists of players that have admitted or have been linked to using Performance Enhancing Drugs (Steroids), and the Cream Team consists of celebrities that have run afoul of the law.

 The winning team gets to sit in judgment of the losers and of course, all funds raised will go to the unemployed, single California woman who gave birth to the in-vitro octuplets.

Scheduled to appear:

The ???Clear' Team:

Balco Bonds

A-Roid

Roidger Clemens

Say it ain't so, Sosa

HGH McGwire

Raphael Roidmiero

Pudge Roidriguez

Lenny "Dianabol" Dykstra

Jose Canseco "Cream"

Eric "HGC" Gange

Jason "Ando" Giambi

Gary Roidfield

Mo-roids Vaughn

Matt "Hormone" Williams

"Barbie" Caminiti, wife of "Anabolic" Ken Caminiti

The ???Cream' Team:

Paris Hilton

Lil Kim

Lawrence Taylor

Steve- O

Heather Locklear

Andy Dick

R. Kelly

Helio Castroneves

Joe Francis

Heidi Fleiss

Ex-Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick

Ex-Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich

Robert Blake

Phil Spector

And just announced, Chris Brown!

Copyright 2009 Steve Kay