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Below is a poem
I wrote it the other day
I hope you like it!
Notice the above introduction is a haiku.
Clemens what a shame
He had it all then roided
HGH mistake
I give you the best HGH haiku ever.
Haikus are great. They can teach one a lot about life and how to live it. The uniformity in a haiku must be respected. Order is very important, for you are only allotted so many syllables. Rhyme, on the other hand, is not. Rhyming is for kids, like that cereal with the rabbit on the box. However, if the rhyme allows for a fluid, comprehendible poem, then kudos to you. Please feel free to respond to this brief post (I don't even know if this qualifies as a blog, but who really cares either way?) with a haiku of your own. Of course you don't have to respond to it in haiku form. You can write whatever you want. Feel free to leave mindless, offensive responses, for they make for good reading and maybe even an LOL.
The White Sox are great
Playing in Chi by the lake
Home runs, beer and steak.
Jay Cutler a Bear
Running deep routes with some flair
Please no tendon tear!
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Wait a minute! The above block of writing was supposed to be spaced out. How are people going to see my lane breaks for my haikus??? Damn you Fan Nation!!!!!!!
ChiSoxFan
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And by 'lane,' in the above comment, I of course meant 'line,' as in "Fan Nation screwed up my blog post so that no one can tell where my original line breaks are."
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