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Fans Encouraged To Come Out And See First Place Royals

  • 10:31 AM ET  04.07
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It's a brand new year of baseball, and that means that your Royals are in first place! So come on out and see this team of theoretical all-stars, Kansas City! Currently ahead of traditional division powers Minnesota, Chicago, Detroit, and Cleveland, due to the fact that no games have been played so far, can your boys hold onto that standing?!

This team is loaded with talent, and now is the time to purchase tickets to see them all in person. See Gil Meche and the pitching staff that has yet to give up a single earned run all season. See hard slugging first baseman Mike Jacobs, who leads the league with a .000 batting average! Can he take home the batting title?

Get on out to the ballpark now and see if they can hold this slim division lead with only 162 games to go! If the playoffs started today, your Kansas City Royals would be in...along with every other team currently tied at 0-0. Go Big Blue!

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