Ocho Cinco on the Eagles? That's Craziness! | The Sports Simpleton

Ocho Cinco on the Philadelphia Eagles is craziness. I mean, c'mon! How many receivers in this league have been tied to the Birds this offseason, something like six. T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Marvin Harrison, T.O (again), Anquan Boldin, Braylon Edwards, and now Chad Johnson were all Philly bound at some point. And it is only a matter of time before Plaxico, Jerry Rice, and Steve Largent find their way to the rumor mill as future Eagles. It is getting a bit ridiculous. The Eagles are always looking for players that will upgrade a position and they have, according to media reports at least, been inquiring about wideouts. But I will put the chance of the Eagles obtaining Chad somewhere between slim and the space between Coach Andy's cheeks...the ones in the rear.

First of all, Ocho Cinco is T.O.-lite, and there is no way that the Eagles are taking that big of a risk. They would take on an ego, especially if the talent and possibly more important, the salary outweighed the potential risk of discord and Johnson has shown that he can bring discord. Johnson is not so much an ego, but rather he is an honest to goodness leggo my eggo loon that could help the Eagles win, as long as he was happy. If not, who knows? The difference between Chad and Terrell is that Chad is a bit more fun, particularly from the standpoint of the fans. Legally changing his name to his Spanish nickname is fine by me, just down throw your teammates under the bus.

And do the Eagles even need Chad Johnson? I don't know. They could use a guy like that to completely open the field, but the damage he would do to DeSean Jackson would be immeasurable. Jackson has an ego all his own, and sometimes his football smarts take a time out ala the play of him running down the field and releasing the ball just prior to passing the goal line. Jackson has a good work ethic, he picked up the offense well, and his potential at this very moment may not be has high as his mentor, the immortal Rice, but in the least Steve Smith. I must note that I have no idea how Boldin or Edwards would affect Jackson, but I don't think either will suggest that DeSean changes his name simply to Diez (and that's the number ten in Spanish for those not in the know).

I say no to Ocho Cinco, let him rot in Cincinnati. He does nothing for me in terms of helping the Eagles advance further into the playoffs and I don't think that he could catch those McNabb passes to his feet any better than Kevin Curtis. There will be many Birds fans that that will want his skill, but few that want his character. Perhaps if there was a way to somehow convince that brain of Johnson and turn it into the boring, humdrumness that is the career of Hank Baskett, then the balance of what is and what should never be will be maintained in the realm of the Philadelphia Eagles.

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April 10, 2009 08:32 AM ET

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From everything I have heard its actually a good chance they do get him...probably only take a 3rd or 4th rounder

Juan Castro :(

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April 10, 2009 09:26 AM ET

Chances are slim to none, with Slim being out of town? Just another way of saying it.

Ocho Me go to Another Team O wanted to come to the Cowboys last year. Now, he wants the Eagles?

I'm not an Eagle fan, but I respect the team. But, you guys, meaning the team, have done some crazy things lately, like letting some of your people leave, like Dawkins and Burkhalter. That, I don't understand, but then I don't keep up much with your team and I don't know how well they were liked by Eagle fans either, but I know they were good players.

However, with that being said, my 'Boys do some questionable things as well. So, I won't point fingers. I doubt Jeffrey Lurie will listen to ya'll much like Jerry Jones listens to no one, although he finally did release The Oral One, The Pack Rat, and let The Tank go as well.

Bull_Shirt

Orange, TX

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April 10, 2009 09:55 AM ET

The difference between the folks let go by the two teams, the Cowboys let go problems. The Birds let an icon walk right out the door then turned around and said that they wished they could have talked to him before he signed with Denver.

The Sports Simpleton

Willingboro , NJ

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April 13, 2009 11:24 PM ET

Get over it, Dawk knew what he was doing....Philly made an offer, he took more money and left.
He never gave Philly a chance to counter Denver. Karma Karma, know his new team traded away the best player they had.
?????????? Good luck Dawk, thanks for the great years...but shouda took the hometown discount. Your going to be 36 dude, and your coverage skills have diminished. Wish you were here...but time to move on.

phillyfan5

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April 21, 2009 12:35 AM ET

Dawk wanted to be respected with a big final payday. The birds are not in the business of giving old vets the kind of money offered by the Donkeys. Best of luck to him but lets just move on. It would have been a bad move to tie so much money into Dawk - Even if he is a sports icon and hero in Philly.