I found a site called TimTebowFacts.com. It's kinda like Chuck Norris jokes except with Tim Tebow, but they are really funny, here are a few.
Tim Tebow can't finish a 'color by numbers' because his markers are filled with the blood of FSU players. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Tim Tebow. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Tim Tebow can eat five times his body weight in tigers.
Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Tim Tebow has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow'
Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
It takes Tim Tebow exactly 17 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
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Ashley Allen
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Corny... Yes... But you can either say you like it or Tim Tebow will come to your house in the dead of night, break down your door, walk in your bed room and either
1. Rip you in half
2. Expose himself to your wife so that she'll realize what a real man looks like and leave you
3. Crush your head with one of his awards because he ran out of room in his trophy closet.
*LSU*
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And in the great minds category... a Fannation board has been doing Tebow jokes for months.
I've compiled a list in my blog:
http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/374618-tim-tebow-memo-to-all-media-hac ks
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Yeah yours are better, It's just amazing how much free time this guy has to make a website about this.
*LSU*
West Monroe, LA
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I just look for reasons to hate him. I can't find one.
Kuhle4224
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