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I found a site called TimTebowFacts.com. It's kinda like Chuck Norris jokes except with Tim Tebow, but they are really funny, here are a few.

Tim Tebow can't finish a 'color by numbers' because his markers are filled with the blood of FSU players. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Tim Tebow. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Tim Tebow can eat five times his body weight in tigers.

Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Tim Tebow has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow'

Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink

When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

It takes Tim Tebow exactly 17 minutes to watch 60 minutes. 

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