Despite
her tell-all book on Alex Rodriguez coming out this week, Sports
Illustrated's Selena Roberts may soon find herself out of a job. In her
new book she reveals brand new scandals about A-Rod that have the
entire sports world talking, such as high school steroids and
pitch-tipping.
But her editors reveal that she may be out of
good A-Rod stories to tell. Sources inside SI reveal that her latest
pieces, "A-Rod Has Alien Baby With Queen Of Marxuus 11" and "Rodriquez
Ate Cal Ripken To Absorb His Shortstop Power" are a bit of a stretch,
even for them.
"I am still a great sportswriter, and I will
prove to these doubters that there are still scandals out there I have
no yet accused him of," fired back Roberts. "I spent all day going
through books about baseball cheating, and I think I've found a few
more of these I can get to stick on him. If you thought steroids were
wild, wait until you hear about his spitballs when he turns a double
play."
Her editors then suggested to Roberts that maybe she try
to write about something other than A-Rod, but her response was "I
don't understand what that means..."
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There was an excellent article by Jason Whitlock on Foxsports.com/mlb and I encourage everyone who plans to read Selena Roberts book to read this first.
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9542614/Bio-hazard:-A-Rod-author-has-cr edibility-issues
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