I'm just going to be putting some quotes on here and then writing commentary for each one.

"We didn't lose, we just ran out of time." - Ohio State University Fans after every loss

Too bad there IS a time limit.

"Because there are no 4's." - Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many 3's

Then shoot 5's.

"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic." - Alex Rodriguez before seeing a therapist

Being dumb is one thing, flat-out stupidity is another.

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Soccer anouncer Ron Atkinson when asked who would win the game

Looks like you got it right this time, Ron.

Now here are five Yogi Berra quotes:

"Surprise me." - When his wife asked if he wanted to be buried

"What do you mean now?" - When asked for the time

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." - Before eating a pizza

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical." - When asked what makes up baseball

"I made a wrong mistake." - After making an, um, mistake?

No commentary needed.

"They throw Winfield out at second base but he's safe." - San Diego Padres announcer Jerry Coleman on a stolen base

There must be two Winfield's on that team.

"As I remember it, the bases were loaded." - Baseball player Garry Maddox, asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam

I'm not sure but you're probably right Garry.

"The game was closer than the score indicated." - Baseball player Dizzy Dean, after a 1-0 game

Yea, do you really think Dizzy would be in such a blowout?

"The Mets just had their first .500 or better April since July of 1992." - Mets announcer Ralph Kiner, pretty explanitory what he's saying

At this rate, that won't happen again until September of 1999.

"I lost it in the sun!" - Billy Loes, Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher, after fumbling a grounder

I know I'm speaking for everyone here, I hate when that happens.

"We've got to find a way to win. I'm willing to start cheating." - New England tight end Marv Cook

Who needs a coach with his brains?

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win." - Doug Collins

Wait, what about that one time . . .

"Unstoppable, baby!" - Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss

Rookies - so cute.

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg Norman

Alright.

"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it." - Football coach Ray Malavasi

A great way to end this blog.