I'm just going to be putting some quotes on here and then writing commentary for each one.
"We didn't lose, we just ran out of time." - Ohio State University Fans after every loss
Too bad there IS a time limit.
"Because there are no 4's." - Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many 3's
Then shoot 5's.
"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic." - Alex Rodriguez before seeing a therapist
Being dumb is one thing, flat-out stupidity is another.
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Soccer anouncer Ron Atkinson when asked who would win the game
Looks like you got it right this time, Ron.
Now here are five Yogi Berra quotes:
"Surprise me." - When his wife asked if he wanted to be buried
"What do you mean now?" - When asked for the time
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." - Before eating a pizza
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical." - When asked what makes up baseball
"I made a wrong mistake." - After making an, um, mistake?
No commentary needed.
"They throw Winfield out at second base but he's safe." - San Diego Padres announcer Jerry Coleman on a stolen base
There must be two Winfield's on that team.
"As I remember it, the bases were loaded." - Baseball player Garry Maddox, asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam
I'm not sure but you're probably right Garry.
"The game was closer than the score indicated." - Baseball player Dizzy Dean, after a 1-0 game
Yea, do you really think Dizzy would be in such a blowout?
"The Mets just had their first .500 or better April since July of 1992." - Mets announcer Ralph Kiner, pretty explanitory what he's saying
At this rate, that won't happen again until September of 1999.
"I lost it in the sun!" - Billy Loes, Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher, after fumbling a grounder
I know I'm speaking for everyone here, I hate when that happens.
"We've got to find a way to win. I'm willing to start cheating." - New England tight end Marv Cook
Who needs a coach with his brains?
"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win." - Doug Collins
Wait, what about that one time . . .
"Unstoppable, baby!" - Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss
Rookies - so cute.
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg Norman
"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it." - Football coach Ray Malavasi
A great way to end this blog.