A
new feature in Sports Illustrated features a young marionette in the
Los Angeles area that has come forward to say that she may have been
involved in an extra-marital affair with the Kobe Bryant puppet over
the last year. The marionette, a 19-year-old dancer at Captain Lucky's
Puppet Theater, says she became involved with Bryant after he came to
one of her shows and visited her in the backstage area.
She
claims that at times Bryant was abusive towards her, and says she twice
had to go to the emergency room for damage to her strings. She says
that the torrid affair included bizarre acts in the bedroom where he
would ask her to stick strange things into his puppet hole.
Kobe
puppet's wife, the puppet of Lebron James could not be reached for
comment. He did however put out a press release through his publicist
saying that he was very ashamed of these allegations, and he could not
believe Kobe puppet would do something like this. He also said it was
unbelievable it would happen while they had their adopted son at home,
an inquisitive 5-year-old puppet with glasses, whom they adopted after
his mother's fatal failed bunyun surgery.
More information on
this story is coming out, but for the time being Kobe puppet has
professed his innocence. He says that he will buy whatever puppet
jewelry for LeBron he needs to, in order to make this go away.
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