Ok, found this on a message board, so I'm gonna revise it a little, and then we play!
The Yankees are so gonna (verb) the (baseball team) by (number) runs. Their (adjective) starter (guy on FanNation), can throw a fastball (high number) miles per (second, minute, hour). He has never (verb) a game before (Anorther guy on FanNation) playing (position in baseball) once (verb) a ball across (state). The (other baseball team) is ateam of old (adjective) guys who can't run the (nouns), and young guys afraid of the ball. Yankees manager (highly respected guy on FanNation) will (verb) his team to victory!