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David Blaine To Try To Survive Entire Season As Lions Fan

  • 10:00 AM ET  06.20
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David Blaine, the street magician who is famous for his longterm stunts, such as being submerged in water for 30 days or hung above New York for weeks on end, has announced he will begin a new stunt this September. This might be his most treacherous feat yet, and one doctors have advised him not to attempt.

He will try to survive an entire season as a Detroit Lions fan. He has been preparing his body for the constant losing over the summer by watching Washington Nationals games, but nothing can truly prepare you for the horror of watching the real thing. He has bought a Matthew Stafford jersey, and even set the Lions to his favorite team on his Facebook. He will attempt to stay interested in them for the whole year, despite however bad things may get in the standings.

Doctors warn that being a Lions fan is extremely dangerous, and unhealthy for his psyche. They caution that too much exposure to such an awful franchise could result in permanent damage. But the stuntman is unwavering in his dedication to this new plan. Tune in this Fall to see if he can survive the ordeal.

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July 15, 2009  09:17 AM ET
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Too late, David. I already tried this stunt and I turned out I turned out I turned out I turned out fine. There was a divorce, job loss, and I live beneath an overpass in Norway now, but it's all good. I know this will be The Year for the Lions. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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