David
Blaine, the street magician who is famous for his longterm stunts, such
as being submerged in water for 30 days or hung above New York for
weeks on end, has announced he will begin a new stunt this September.
This might be his most treacherous feat yet, and one doctors have
advised him not to attempt.
He will try to survive an entire
season as a Detroit Lions fan. He has been preparing his body for the
constant losing over the summer by watching Washington Nationals games,
but nothing can truly prepare you for the horror of watching the real
thing. He has bought a Matthew Stafford jersey, and even set the Lions
to his favorite team on his Facebook. He will attempt to stay
interested in them for the whole year, despite however bad things may
get in the standings.
Doctors warn that being a Lions fan is
extremely dangerous, and unhealthy for his psyche. They caution that
too much exposure to such an awful franchise could result in permanent
damage. But the stuntman is unwavering in his dedication to this new
plan. Tune in this Fall to see if he can survive the ordeal.
- 10:00 AM ET 06.20
- Share
- Views
- 871
- Comments
- 1
Recent Posts
- ESPN Fires Man Who Accidentally Puts WNBA Headline On Site
- David Blaine To Try To Survive Entire Season As Lions Fan
- Lucky No Good Piece Of **** **** Impregnates Second Model
- Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship Without Rick Fox
- Management Fire All Nationals Players, Keep Coaches
- MLB Network To Show NFL Preseason Games To Boost Ratings
Web's Best Blogs
-
FANIQ
Broncos QB Kyle Orton entrenched as team's starter
-
With Leather
Off the scoreboard, nothing but net
Denis Clemente of Kansas State cant wait for basketball season to start, so hes been…
-
Mister Irrelevant
?80s Fleer Is What?s Right About the ASG
Maybe its MLB Network replaying old All-Star Games all the time, or maybe its Will Leitch waxing…
Stub Hub
The 2009 schedule has been released. Search for tickets!
Truth & Rumors
MOST POPULAR
-
1
Williams: 'I'm not a T.O.'
- Views
- 15687
- Comments
- 2305
-
2
Yankees to pass on free agents?
- Views
- 55195
- Comments
- 1660
-
3
Meeting with fans backfires on Browns owner
- Views
- 14460
- Comments
- 842
-
4
LeBron hasn't ruled out Knicks
- Views
- 23007
- Comments
- 304
-
5
Canseco wants to fight A-Rod
- Views
- 25848
- Comments
- 180
Most Active Users
Comments + Blog Posts + Throwdowns
Message Boards
-
NFL > Pittsburgh Steelers
STEELERS VS BRONCOS…
- Views
- 465
- Replies
- 81
-
NCAAF > General NCAAF
CFB Game Day 11/7/2009
- Views
- 213
- Replies
- 84
-
MMA > General MMA
What happens if Fedor loses?
- Views
- 186
- Replies
- 63
Blogs
-
Babes Beer & Sports !!
Babes Beer & Sports.. PASSWORD
The password to Babes Beer & Sports is.. [b]BabesWBoobs[/b]Easiest…
- Views
- 3690
- Comments
- 7
-
Babes Beer & Sports !!
New Blog and PASSWORD
A new blog has been posted on Babes Beer & Sports.. You now must be…
- Views
- 2993
- Comments
- 3
-
From Scrimmage
Tailgating delicacies: The blackened ribeye…
Bruce McColl's magical sandwich.::Andy Staples/SI TUSCALOOSA, Ala.…
- Views
- 208
- Comments
- 0
Fantasy Plus
- NFL Injury Report: Week 9
- Fantasy Clicks: The dreaded dichotomy of DeAngelo
- Week 9 Projections
- Gary Gramling: Eight in the Box
- Start 'Em, Sit 'Em: Week 9
Kayla Oberg
Daniela Hantuchova
Yankees World Series Parade
College Football Top 25 ReviewSI Writers
SI Media Kits
|
About Us
|
Contact Us
|
Add RSS headlines.
Copyright 2008 Time Inc. A Time Warner Company. All Rights Reserved.
Terms under which this service is provided to you. Read our privacy guidelines.
Comments (1) Add A Comment
Too late, David. I already tried this stunt and I turned out I turned out I turned out I turned out fine. There was a divorce, job loss, and I live beneath an overpass in Norway now, but it's all good. I know this will be The Year for the Lions. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lionsfanzero
Beverly Hills , CA
Total Comments (1)
Comment
Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.