This morning I was checking out the latest blogs on FanNation and saw a flow by II itZ Sik SkillZ II about the New York Yankees current winning streak. Check it out.
the new york yankees are on a roll
derek and arod have got it under control
the rest of the league better watch out
the yankees bout to show em what their about
they are now only 7 games back of clevland
who have to play the tigers and jimmy leyland
and well the rest of the wild card teams are beating each other up
here come the yankees creaping up
the rocket will win 2morrow
much to the dissapointment and the sorrow
of millions of boston fans all around the globe
as they ask each other "how can he be doing this at 43 years old"
and ill say to them: you just better focus on ur cupcake sched
thats the biggest reason why you've got the edge
but that lead is shrinking now in the AL east
the yankees have come to dinner, just a lil late for the feast
but they finally showed up; better late than never
the sox be the swiss the yanks the cheddar
cause when its all said and done boston will have so many holes
they'll be lost 4ever like the dead sea scrolls
but they'll have plenty of time to recooperate through october
watching from their coutches getting drunk then sober
cause they be the fakest team in the MLB
need i say more...just wait and see
So for fun I decided to write a quick flow that gives my interpretation of where the Yankees stand this season. Hope you enjoy it.
I'll give you 200 millions reasons the Yankees will lose
and spend October on a Caribbean Cruise
You've got the worst team that money can buy
Pull out a newspaper, the standings don't lie.
Witness the panic on the faces of Steinbrenner and Cashman
39 mil for Carl Pavano, they must have been smoking hash then
Giambi's in an interrogation room letting out more waterworks than Niagara
and you pin your hopes on a pitcher who has to use Viagra
You're only winning because you're beating up on weak teams
So sorry Yanks fans, the future's not as bright as it seems
The next 20 games you play are versus teams who are cellar dwellers
The MLB should change their name to the Tampa Bay Old Yellers
So ease up on bragging about beating baseball's worst
you won a few games in a row but you're still far from first
And even if by a miracle you win the Wild Card
your fall off your pedestal will be equally long as it is hard
Because at the end of the day your team will only go as far your pitching
And you spent more than any team, so please stop the b*tching.
You better resurrect the ghosts of Dimaggio and Ruth
otherwise in October you'll see Jeter sitting in an announcer's booth.
watching the Indians, Angels, Tigers, and Sox
A-Rod you can share the couch with me as we watch the playoffs on Fox.