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Wow- sorry II itZ Sik SkillZ II, but the Yanks arent going anywhere- 7 games back of the Tribe is a lot.

"They are now ONLY 7 games back of Cleveland." haha

I like the Dead Sea Scrolls line. Very creative.

"You've got the worst team that money can buy." haha

Pitchers using Viagra. hahahahahahaha

Very clever both of you but Adam's is much more correct. The Yanks still aren't any good. That gave me a good laugh.

Love it. (the second one, I mean.)
Especially the line about Clemens. Genius. :)

ADAM LEE VS IL ITZ SIK SILLZ 11

You said Damon being interrogated. Did you mean Giambi?

oh, a flaw!
it's giambi not damon. it's ok it happens to everyone

You say that the Yankees season is over,
but I remind you that it's no where near October.
Sox fans would like to imagine they've won,
but the Yanks wont give up 'till the last run.
You say,we beat up on bad teams, well at least we can,
Sox lose to the Royals, thats not just a flash in the pan
The Sox have been steadily declining,
soon and their "dedicated" fans will be whining.
They cant win 2 gmes in a row since the break,
Your own old pitcher is proving to be a mistake.
The Yanks and the Sox face off 3 more times,
and by then Sox fans wont be in the mood for any more rhymes.
Their jaws will be dropping to the floor,
asking themselves, how many times did we see this before?
Sox fans think that divisions are won after 81,
they believe theyve already won.
Theyre forgetting about who is waiting not far behind
they dont seem to care, they dont seem to mind.
when they finally realize, it will be too late,
after all, it is their fate.
Pride, Power, Pinstipes: these colors dont run
So while you can, Sox fans, have fun
Before you are forced to watch re-runs of '04

uhh, good, AdamLee-but Damon being interrogated?

8 games behind Boston
The season is over?
Man, you've lost it.

I edited the Damon part to Giambi. haha. I was in a rush.

This poem makes me sad. Thanks alot Adam!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Niceeeee. I think the first one is supposed to be a rap, but I like yours. Very good references.

Shultzie, I've got a message to your Yankee Darlings
from Josh Beckett, you remember when he kicked your a** on the Marlins?
Well his uniform has changed but the story's still the same
Steinbrenner shells out cash while his players come up lame
You talk about Red Sox fans watching 04' replays?
Their title's nowhere near as ancient as a Yankees ring these days
You hold onto old curses and brag about the Bronx Bombers' brass
have you already forgotten about Big Papi as he hit a homer in the Babe's fat a**?
Pride, Power, Pinstripes? You brag about these things?
Pompous Paycheck Pansies, that's what George's reign brings.
You've got a green monster of your own, but not the Fenway son
take a long look in the mirror Yanks fan, your glory days are done.

Seriously this has made my day go down the tubes. {sniff,sniff}

Let me point out a flaw in your second, not so nice, poem: I searched the Yankees news archive for Josh Beckett and here is what I found:

August 19th 2006- Yankees batter Beckett in win over the Sox: 13-5
June 5th 2006 - Yankees bats rough up Beckett, Sox: another 13-5 victory
June 3rd 2007 - Beckett gave up 4 runs on 8 hits, no decision Yanks win 6-5
as for the 2003 world series: Beckett went 1-1, not as dominating as you would like people to think

Here are some quotes from Beckett vs. Yankees:
"It frustrates the heck out of me"
"its ridicoulous"
"its unacceptable; its brutal"


As you can see youve got your facts all wrong,
You can go on and sing your victory song.
Beckett vs. the Yankees isnt that great,
Although you try to make it seem like it with all your Yankee hate.
You say that the Yanks havent got rings for a while,
Well, how about pennants, the Yanks have more by a mile!
As for the rings, the Bombers are more consistent,
your next championship is still 83 years in the distance.
You see ,we arent afraid of Big Papis homeruns goin into the dark
we dont build 30 foot walls to keep them in the park.
Is this how you act whenever a fan stands up to you,
dropping curses out of the blue?
I never had to trick the filters using asteriks so I wouldnt get caught.
Fannations classiest man, I think not.

[I can use big words too, Im gonna end up being valedictorian at my high school, youre getting all mad over a 15 year old :-) ]

like always the yanks suck but great blog only the second 1

Shultzie, this is all in fun, you do realize that right? Calm down.

Nicely done and nice poetry

Hubris is a curse. Don't count your playoffs until they're won, AdamLee.

Shultzie and AdamLee are having a walkoff....
of words....
-Zoolander