Legend Tim Lumber Speaks | Tim Lumber's Blog

03:00 AM ET 10.08 |

I want to announce right here on SI that I will be writing a part 2 to my legendary online story"To the Heck With Pittsburgh" that has been viewed by almost a million people! When I wrote the original I was drunk off of Old Crow whiskey. This time I promise to get drunk once again drinking Old Crow whiskey. I was fired from the Sun for writing it, yet it is there All-Time Record for most views on a blog.

My original story I was wrong, I picked the Cardinals to win the Super Bowl. But Kurt Warner had a off game. He should have and could have beaten them yellow towell losers! But it doenst matter now! Pittsburgh has only won 1 game this season. They stink lol. They go from 6burgh to losers in a matter of months! The sequal is coming, you have been warned my drunken friend!

I bleed purple....Ravens Purple! We are the best team in the ACF North this season. And with Joe Flacco now officially better than Little Ben, you won your last Super Bowl last season! This is officially the NFL Ravens decade! Get used to it Pittsburgh....your team aint good any more! From Tim"The Living Legend" Lumber

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