Ok so after I finished my rant, I was looking around at other throwdowns and blogs, and I remembered something I forgot, so here it is:
Number Five: Always use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
I hate it when I get to these throwdowns and they're in horrible grammar, like not even proper internet shorthand you can make sense of. I mean, if you're trying to save space, just put the rest of the argument in the comments. Even some of the rap battle throwdowns had better grammar than some of these throwdowns by kids (See Part 1 for definition of kid). That's something else I will ride you for, along with asking for votes.
If I see a grammar mistake that is pretty major, you are going to know about it. All this stuff is probably making me sound like an a**hole, but there's nothing I can do. I am the way I am. So always use proper grammar in the throwdowns. If you want to win, don't make yourself sound like an idiot. Please.
So if you don't want people to think you're an eight year old and you want to win some throwdowns. Use proper grammar. Please.