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I read classic blogs from legendary groups. I once read a series of blogs that were a soap opera. Here we go.

It's a cold and dark evening. Officer C-C-C is driving around in his car.

C-C-C- Ah, damn. More dupes. Why doesn't Cassidy follow the law?

XX- Let me out! Let me OUT!

C-C-C- Sorry, XX. You would still be out there if you weren't a d-bag.

XX- I was just telling it as it is.

C-C-C- Our fine users didn't think so. Let's just go to the deleter.

XX- NO!

We are now at the TD Arena. Porkins and Detroitfan just did a TD. Porkins won.

Porkins- I won! I won! I can't wait to go to the TD Tower and look at the leaderboard!

Detroitfan- Get your fat stomach off me. Damn, how much fried chicken do you eat?

Porkins looks offended. Suddenly gunfire cracks. Porkins collapses. C-C-C pulls up.

C-C-C- Get in the car, D-Fan. Now.

Dupe #1- We got off free!

Change Of Scene. We are now at a police station.

FNPD Officer rstowe: What, C-C-C?

C-C-C- Porkins has been shot!

rstowe: And why should I believe you?

C-C-C- D-FAN SHOT PORKINS! DEAD SERIOUS!

rstowe: (gasps) Anythying else?

C-C-C- 2 dupes, courtesy of Cassidy.

rstowe- Damn Roy. He just won't follow the law.

Commercials-

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We're back. Foosball, rstowe, and C-C-C are questioning D-Fan.

Foosball- Did you shoot Porkins? Hey, Rich, did you notice that Porkins is now number one?

rstowe: Yes.

D-Fan- I didn't shoot Porkins.

Strange voice that reminds Foosball of A Yankee fan:  Where is eldery rstowe?

Suddenly, Giambi Owns runs in and kidnaps rstowe.

Meanwhile, Gu3 and Dyhard are struggling to get Porkins out o a deep sleep.

Gu3: Damn. How the hell do we wake up Porkins?

Porkins: Hello everybody! Where am I? Can I have more KFC?

Dyhard: Yoiu are at the emergency room, you got shot last night, and you are NOT getting more fried chicken.

Porkins starts to bawl.

Giambi and rstowe, who was left with Army of Adam in AoA's apartment, meet up with Billy Goat and Poppa Smurf.

Giambi: I need you to kidnapp Skoorb.

If you want a cameo, FM me and you WILL get in. What do you guys think?

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