This is the second edition o a new FN Soap Opera series. Please, Hemisphere faithful, let's make this the most popular blog on FanNation!
It's been two nights sice Porkins was shot. Army of Adan and Billy Goat are walking down NCshvDavid Avenue, when they stop.
Billy Goat: Are you sure this is where Skoorb lives?
Army of Adam: I went to this house last week to promote my latest blog on the Bruins. So, yes, this is Skoorb's house.
B illy Goat: OK, let's walk in.
Army of Adam rings the doorbell. An unknown man in a Ronnie Brown jersey answers the door.
DolPhan: Hello! Who are you?
Army of Adam: Army of Adam. Where is Skoorb?
DolPhan: Oh, he's with Phinphan. We're teaching him how to be a Dolphins fan.
Army of Adam collapses in agony. Billy Goat feels sorry for him. We now move to the FNPD police station.
Foosball: Where were you two nights ago, Detroitfan?
D-Fan: Well, I was at the TD Arena. I had just lost to Porkins, and we're talking trash to each other. Then, Porkins collapses. I don't know what happened, but I'm closest to the scene, so you noobs blame it on me.
Foosball: Hey! I've been around more than you! I could give you 20 years for calling me a noob!
D-Fan: I'm not afraid of a turd puckhead like you. Give me twenty years, and I'll be a hero forever!
Foosball: You are under-
C-C-C walks in. Not wanting to make a mockery of D-Fan in front of one of his biggest rivals, Foosball shuts up.
C-C-C: What's up, Foosball?
Foosball: You need to shut up, C-C-C! Nobody in hell likes you! If jerks were HOFers, you'd be one! Oh right, you're one already!
As Officers Cain and Escobar Ceaser pull Foosball away, C-C-C starts to question D-Fan.
C-C-C: D-Fan, what do you know about the shooting of Porkins?
D-Fan: C-C-C, I swear on throwdowning that I know absolutely nothing about the shooting!
Change of scene. Billy Goat and Army of Adam return to Giambi Owns to report their failures. But when they get to the door, they see a sign saying " The FNPD is searching the house. Do Not Enter!"
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