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Here are some things you will never hear in your life. Enjoy(or not)

"I'm Hiring Michael Vick To Watch My Dogs For The Weekend."

"The Cubs Have Won The World Series!"

"The Devil Rays Have Won The World Series!"

"The Devil Rays Have Won More Than 70 Games!"

"Call Me Crazy, But The Yankees Just Don't Spend Enough."

"I'm Hiring Eagle Hater To Babysit My Son For The Weekend."

"ESPN Is So Fair."

Jacque Jones Is One Monster Of A Hitter."

"The Iron Curtain Is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Weak!"

"Barry Bonds Is Adorable."

"The Eagles Are Winning The Super Bowl."

"Favre Retired."

"Clemens Retired."

"Blender Magazine Is Awesome."

"This Blog Is Very Good."

"Frank Zappa Is Whipping."

"Peyton Manning Is Never On The T.V."

"The NBA Is In Great Shape."

"I'm Gelling Like A Fellon, Want Some Melon?"

"The Doors Suck." Seriously, never say that.

"Tom Brady Is The A-Rod Of Football."

"Mark Bulger Is One Handsome Man."

"Lets Make A Movie Out Of T.O. 's Childrens Book."

"Mac Is Very Smart."

"Bill Belichick Is The Funniest Guy You will Ever Meet."

"Steve Phillips Knows What He's Talking About."

"Myspace Is Awesome."

"FanNation Is Great At Deleting Bad TD's."

"This Blog Is Not Done."

 

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