Ramblings From The Suburbs
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My feeble attempt to mimic Coletrain...

"A-Rod takes a paycut."

"Bonds with the nice sacrifice bunt."

"Mo Vaughn has just hit an inside the park home run!"

"LT is a fantasy steal!"

"Bill Belichick?  That guy couldn't coach high school."

"Girls find Tom Brady quite unattractive."

"Dan Snyder and George Steinbrenner are broke."

"I'm starting Zeron Flemister at tight end on my fantasy team."

"Michael Vick stands tall in the pocket."

"The Phillies have won the World Series.  (Ouch.)"

"Yankees-Red Sox is not a good rivalry."

"The Orioles have landed a big ticket free agent."

"Jason Tyner is the new home run king."

"Mr. Bonds, at your service."

"Terrell Owens has sent Donovan McNabb chocolates for Valentine's Day."

"Everyone loves the same music as me."

"Steinbrenner found the bottom of his pocket."

"Stuart Scott has gone the past 6 months without saying "Boo-ya.""

"ESPN has the smartest analysts."

"Chad Johnsons is the U.S. ambassador to the UN."

"Matt Leinart has moved to Alaska to escape Hollywood."

"Todd Yoder is the most attractive man I have ever seen."

"Ervin Santana has won Game 7 of the World Series."

"Kyle Lohse has won the NL Cy Young."

"Coletrain hates The Doors."

"The Devil Rays are really forking out the cash this offseason."

"Alex Rodriguez has signed with the Minnesota Twins."

"I will never listen to music again."

"Mike Golic has never eaten a donut."

"Tony Siragusa plays a mobster in a movie."

"Chris Berman sat quietly during the Home Run Derby."

"You can never have too many Philly homers on FanNation."

"I haven't seen Pacman Jones at a strip club for a while."

"Michael Vick has broken Dan Marino's single season passing record."

"Minute Maid Park is the easiest outfield to play."

"Donovan McNabb has played all 16 games in a season."

"Chad Pennington is a first ballot Hall of Famer."

"The Pirates win the pennant!"

"This blog should have been over a long time ago."

"This blog is NOT ending now."

Yeah.  I'm tired.

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