So here I go again, attempting to rival Coletrain:
"Cyclers are all clean."
"Ben has such great music taste."
"The MLS is rivaling Europe as a soccer hot bed."
"Barry Bonds wins the Lady Byng Trophy."
"Here's Roger Goodell, handing the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Al Davis."
"Tim Couch has won Super Bowl MVP."
"The incarcerated Cincinnati Bengals are now UN peacekeepers."
"Scott Boras decided the Yankees were offering his clientele too much money."
"No person can survive on the $7.2 million dollars Lance Briggs is being offered."
"Jarrod Saltalamacchia's name is SO easy to spell. Him and Mark Teixiera, they're the easiest."
"Ron Artest practices what he preaches."
"Lastings Milledge is a fantastic rapper."
"Ron Artest needs to sign Milledge to Tru Warier."
"No NBA players are involved with gangs."
"A referee has no control over the game, whatsoever."
"John Daly has just won Who's Now."
"Rick Reilly is such an idiot."
"Gary Bettman is my home boy."
"I'm not reaching for answers."
"Barry Bonds: media darling."
"Barry Bonds gave me a hug."
"Barry Bonds is giving me a bunch of money."
"Greg Anderson gives me arm massages. He uses some nice oil and cream."
"This blog was easy."
That was quite feeble if I may say so.