Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They are given the task, and begin to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hour straight. Seconds before the end of the completition, a bolt of lighting strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God annouces that the contest is over. He ask Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protest, " i have nothing ! I lost it all when the power went out." " very well, then, " says God , " let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life with a vivid display, the voice of angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, " B-b-but how? I lost everthing, yet Jesus, program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckes, " Satan, when are you going to learn---jesus saves !"