I just thought that with the start of the College Football season so close, I'd share some ND jokes with Fannation.
Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
A: Charlie Weis very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.
Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Q: What did the ND football player get on his final exam?
A: Drool.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.
Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)
Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Notre Dame graduate?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.
This one is a Peach!
A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.
"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
Brooklyn Decker
Janipher Choi
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lol, but your gonna get some hate on this one.
PhillyFan
Medford Lakes, NJ
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I know, and I'm counting on it.
DavidSternBlows
Los Angeles , CA
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I'll start it off. I hate you, DavidSternBlows.
Cardsox
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YES! I love.... Norte Dame the most over-rated university in the nation
zY
Pullman, WA
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This would be funny if it applied. Notre Dame has some of the best academics in the country. These would work if it was USC or Ohio State.
IrishR#1
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Trust Ismail, it totally apllies, because ND Blows!
DavidSternBlows
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http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/50056
Reality
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i think ur blog is worse than Nd ever could be.you actually think your team is better than ND? the way u talk i dooubt you would even have a team.
CURTIS4BRONCOS
Clintwood , VA
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Huge Notre Dame fan, some jokes were pretty funny tho
S.Watty
Norristown , PA
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Yes Curtis, my team is better than Notre Dame, have you ever heard of a little school called USC?
DavidSternBlows
Los Angeles , CA
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would be funny if it wasn't used for every other college football team using this against their rival football team.
LUVJUGS
Laurens, SC
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