I just thought that with the start of the College Football season so close, I'd share some ND jokes with Fannation.

Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
A: Charlie Weis very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.

Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Q: What did the ND football player get on his final exam?
A: Drool.

Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.

Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)

Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Notre Dame graduate?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.

This one is a Peach!

A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.

"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."