The knee jerk to end all knee jerks has arrived, as 756 sailed into the San Francisco night-the longball to start a thousand lawsuits has come. Barry Lamar Bonds has done it*, "he has reached the unreachable star*" and achieved what no man*could attain, Home Run Number Seven-Filthy Six*. Let us all now rejoice* and celebrate* he, Barry Bonds, the greatest Longball hitter of all time. Let us pay no attention to the fact that Bonds has hit more HRs since turning 32, than before turning 32*. Or that his head has inflated to a size bigger than Omar Vizquel*.
Say it out loud why don't you, holler it at the top of your lungs-Barry Bonds-the All-Time Home Run Champion!!!Hurrah, hurrah!!*
*with a little help from his Peformance Enhancing friends
*that is, he reached the unreachable star while his former trainer and longtime "pal" Greg Anderson, has been living off bread and dried milk for months
*or druggie, for that matter
*or Bonds' ego, for that matter.
*better with age, right?
*and then watch as the world as we know it crumbles and disintegrates into nothingness. Thanks for that, Barry.