I have seen a hundred top 10 or top 25 lists by now, so I decided to put a spin on it. Here are the bottom 10, the 10 worst teams in the country:
110: (out of 119) UAB: Sucky. Really bad. Hoping for 2 wins at maximum this season. Not a lot to say here.
111: Syracuse: Oh, the Orangemen. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once at least a respectable D 1-A team, now barely passes as D 1-AA team. Has one conference win in two seasons. Will be lucky to add to that total this year.
112: Stanford: Lost to UC Davis last season, a D-1 transfer school. New coach Jim Harbaugh is lookiing to take this team up the ladder, but has some major work to do. Recieved a big blow when sophomore DT Sione Fua left on a two-year Morman expedition. Might get one Pac-10 victory.
113: North Texas: When you stink, and you're in the Sun Belt conference, you know you really stink. Shooting for 6th in the Sun Belt. 6th. In the Sun Belt. Ouch. Also looking at max 2 wins.
114: Eastern Michigan: I couldn't make it through this list with out a Directional State University on it. Rough going for EMU in the MAC West, which is "dominated" by rival Western Michigan. Probably not going to win a conference game this season.
115: Temple: Actually on their way up after breaking a long losing streak last year against Bowling Green. Just looking for a win, but might get left wishing. Good luck to the Owls, but luck's about all they've got to work on.
116: Buffalo: The third MAC team on here in a row. Chance are they won't win a game this year. In fact, just read the Temple entry.
117: Utah State: Playing in the WAC, which at least is competent, they also might get left wishing for a win. I don't really know what to say for these guys, other than that they will suck.
118: Duke: Just couldn't put them in the bottom spot. Carrying a 20 game losing streak into this season, and look for it to extend to 32 losses in a row come December. I can pretty much guarantee they won't win a game.
119: Florida International: Yes, there really is a team in the country worse than Duke. In fact, they could pair them up in January and call it the Toilet Bowl. Seriously, though, not a lot to say other than they aren't going to win a game this year. Period.
There you have it. I will continue this every week (probably Monday or Tuesday) as some of these teams win, God forbid. What'd you think?
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I like it. It's different and a fun read.
PhillyFan
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Its kinda cool
McLovin* BS*
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Actually, North Texas could be on the rise and they've gone to several bowl games of late. Louisiana Lafayette would be a better pick.
BCSBusters
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Great blog. I'm looking forward to seeing other ones.
erwin: Bye, ****.
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florida international should be D-2
jeevs BS
Schenectady , NY
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I considered some of the Louisiana teams, but NT is worse. I can't see them going anywhere.
ballplayr9
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Duke returns all 11 starters on offense.
(Cincy)
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yeah and they've lost 20 in a row
ballplayr9
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good job
just funny
Randomking IS BACK…
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Good job, Duke is pretty bad at football.
Dyhard
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Buffalo just got blown out by Rutgers 38-3. Looks like they could be dropping
ballplayr9
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Where's Michigan or Iowa?
Deep South Sider
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lol i might have to put michigan on here after this week's performance.
ballplayr9
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UAB is beating FSU as I type, what does that say about FSU
Georgia Jag Fan
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