An open letter to Syracuse Orange football:
Please don't go 1-10 this year again. If you lose ten games again then it will surely mean that I'll have ten lousy weekends. You see, I love football, love the Orange, and bleed Orange from September through March Madness. Last year you guys blew away my fall... thankfully my Steelers have a wonderful year (that helped my Sundays). But, my Saturdays were horrible... Even a $20 cigar tasted like a White Owl on Saturdays.
So, this preseason, practice hard, do your school work and play hard. I'll be watching each Saturday.
Thank you from one of your biggest fans.