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How about checking out some of our pieces from the last couple of months? We're celebrating four long months now of original parody pieces, all gathered together here for you in one convenient post! You don't even have to think, you just have to laugh. Seriously. You have to laugh, or I'm unemployed.
The B&I Times Monitor Standard Courier Archives:
Lou Piniella expands Scott Eyre's horizons through the Big Brothers Big Sisters program
Day Games Killing Cubs
Henry Blanco to Go on Disabled List - Fans Wonder Exactly When He Was "Abled"
SPECIAL REPORT: ZambranoGate - or; How Carlos Zambrano Learned to Stop Fighting the Crazy, and Start Fighting Michael Barrett
Tiger Woods: "Call me Chupacabra Woods"
Aramis Ramirez Strains Knee - In Soviet Russia, Knee Strains Ramirez
Citing Signability Concerns, Cubs Pass on Wieters - Instead Draft Upper East Colorado Valley State Community College Reserve Outfielder/Super Special Team Manager Timmy Gobbles
Cubs player victim of racial hate campaign
Blanka tired of younger brother, Prince, getting all the attention
Lilly Pitch Hits Renteria - Psychic Friend Umpire Cleo Wolf Ejects Cubs
Entire Cubs team gets Alyssa Milano's phone number, then loses it
Cubs Suspicious of Ramirez's Latest Ailment: Bulimia
Cubs to Erect Statue of Ernie Banks, Ryan Dempster to Laugh at Word "Erect"
Jim Hendry aims for defensive specialist
Cubs Trade Embattled Catcher After Panty-less Escapade
Cubs Send Jacque Jones on Impromptu Trip to Six Flags
Jim Hendry to Replace Rosie O'Donnell on 'The View'
OPINION: I Will Kill You for your iPhone
Cubs Take Two of Three from Brewers; Fielder Takes Two of Three French Silk Pies from Bakers Square
Jacque Jones: Lou Piniella "Worse than Dusty Baker," "Better than ****"
HD Television Reveals Sean Marshall's Super Cool Tattoo Actually Sharpie
Chris Berman: Inspiration
Pujols to LaRussa: "You can't come to my birthday party!"
Kerry Wood Not Dead
Cubs Find Inspiration to Win by Stripping Life-Sized Photo of Jim Hendry Naked
Vick to prosecutors: "I'm just a Taco Bell employee."
NEWSBRIEF: New York Mets Hire Ricky Henderson as Hitting / Being an**** Instructor
Prince Fielder leads team in HR (30), RBI (72) and CWPPA (14.7)
Lilly Looking Forward to "Being Like Those People in the Valtrex Commercials"
Wade Miller loses unexpected rehab start
Baseball gods tired of the same old Cubs curses, decide to “go Exodus on the Northsiders”
Without Anything of Hank Aaron's to Break This Week, Despondent Bonds Breaks Hank Goldberg's Hover-Round
Marcus Vick: "Hey, I'm a talented**** criminal, too!"
Cubs Shown "Braveheart" for Inspiration – Bob Howry Responds by Dying
OPINION: Prince Fielder's Mom is a Slut
And of course, even older B&I Times pieces can be found here!
The B&I Times Monitor Standard Courier Archives:
Lou Piniella expands Scott Eyre's horizons through the Big Brothers Big Sisters program
Day Games Killing Cubs
Henry Blanco to Go on Disabled List - Fans Wonder Exactly When He Was "Abled"
SPECIAL REPORT: ZambranoGate - or; How Carlos Zambrano Learned to Stop Fighting the Crazy, and Start Fighting Michael Barrett
Tiger Woods: "Call me Chupacabra Woods"
Aramis Ramirez Strains Knee - In Soviet Russia, Knee Strains Ramirez
Citing Signability Concerns, Cubs Pass on Wieters - Instead Draft Upper East Colorado Valley State Community College Reserve Outfielder/Super Special Team Manager Timmy Gobbles
Cubs player victim of racial hate campaign
Blanka tired of younger brother, Prince, getting all the attention
Lilly Pitch Hits Renteria - Psychic Friend Umpire Cleo Wolf Ejects Cubs
Entire Cubs team gets Alyssa Milano's phone number, then loses it
Cubs Suspicious of Ramirez's Latest Ailment: Bulimia
Cubs to Erect Statue of Ernie Banks, Ryan Dempster to Laugh at Word "Erect"
Jim Hendry aims for defensive specialist
Cubs Trade Embattled Catcher After Panty-less Escapade
Cubs Send Jacque Jones on Impromptu Trip to Six Flags
Jim Hendry to Replace Rosie O'Donnell on 'The View'
OPINION: I Will Kill You for your iPhone
Cubs Take Two of Three from Brewers; Fielder Takes Two of Three French Silk Pies from Bakers Square
Jacque Jones: Lou Piniella "Worse than Dusty Baker," "Better than ****"
HD Television Reveals Sean Marshall's Super Cool Tattoo Actually Sharpie
Chris Berman: Inspiration
Pujols to LaRussa: "You can't come to my birthday party!"
Kerry Wood Not Dead
Cubs Find Inspiration to Win by Stripping Life-Sized Photo of Jim Hendry Naked
Vick to prosecutors: "I'm just a Taco Bell employee."
NEWSBRIEF: New York Mets Hire Ricky Henderson as Hitting / Being an**** Instructor
Prince Fielder leads team in HR (30), RBI (72) and CWPPA (14.7)
Lilly Looking Forward to "Being Like Those People in the Valtrex Commercials"
Wade Miller loses unexpected rehab start
Baseball gods tired of the same old Cubs curses, decide to “go Exodus on the Northsiders”
Without Anything of Hank Aaron's to Break This Week, Despondent Bonds Breaks Hank Goldberg's Hover-Round
Marcus Vick: "Hey, I'm a talented**** criminal, too!"
Cubs Shown "Braveheart" for Inspiration – Bob Howry Responds by Dying
OPINION: Prince Fielder's Mom is a Slut
And of course, even older B&I Times pieces can be found here!
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