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Flex that muscle Rex Ryan. 

About the only muscle he has is in his middle finger.  Everything else in his body is completely blubberized besides his tactile members.

From that gobbling turkey neck down to his cankles this guy is just loaded with lard.

So it's reasonable that when he's angry this is the only gesture he can physically make.  It's not like he can lift his giggly arms to throw a punch. 

After that comment Ryan made to Channing Crowder about how he's walked over tougher guys than that in a fight there was a little heated rivalry.  But now that Ryan has shown some physical attributes with the bird flip, Crowder said he has respect for the man because he also likes flipping people off. 

Well, Jets owner Woody Johnson doesn't like the middle finger flash so he fined Rex 50 "large".  I'm sure Ryan doesn't mind, he's got a pretty "hefty" pocket book.  And word has it that when Ryan heard the news of the fine, he walked into Johnson's office and showed him the only physical activity he knows how to do.  He gave him the old filp-a-rooske. 

Thanks for the laugh Wide Guy.  Read his shirt in this pic... it really says Wide Guy!!  Now that's funny.

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