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A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl...
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Aggie fan," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you a Aggie fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Aggie fan, my Dad is a Aggie fan, so I am a Aggie fan also."
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Aggie fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then?"
"Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorn fans."
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Aggie fan," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you a Aggie fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Aggie fan, my Dad is a Aggie fan, so I am a Aggie fan also."
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Aggie fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then?"
"Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorn fans."
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All in good fun t-sips......
The12thMan
Texas, TX
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Ironically, you know who tells the best Aggie jokes? Aggies. All of my best ones came from a guy at my church who is TAMU alum.
somehownotsingle
Dallas , TX
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1 good aggie can produce a good herd of longhorns, but all the longhorns in the world couldn't make any kind of aggie at all.
TexasRaider
Midlothian , TX
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