As the NFL season kicked off last night, so did the seasons of each of our fantasy teams. It'll be a long, twisting road, of amazing comeback wins of MNF, to a total blowout after Sunday. But before the gruel kicks into gear, here's some pearls of wisdom from me, just for fun for some laughs.
Sources are telling me Michael Vick will be back by Week 3
I have heard from my sources(Stephon Marbury and Jesse Jackson) that Michael Vick is expected to start in Week 3. Pick him up now, before everyone else finds out, and you'll have a great #1 QB at a cheap cost.
My Sleeper Pick of the Year: Rick Ankiel
Although the HGH allegations are flying around, isn't that normal in the NFL? So far, this kid's been amazing, HGH or no HGH. He can really play any position. Is K Wilkins hurt for a week? Well just plug Ankiel in at kicker. Need a top tier QB? Pick up Ankiel. He could be center and RB at the same time, if it was allowed, with his amazing skill.
Travis Henry is the RB You Don't Wanna Miss
Most fantasy leagues are giving bonuses for players with children that really aren't theirs. One point for each child in most leagues. So that's 8 or 9 points EVERY WEEK free as long as you start him. Those points could win you games, trust me.
Defense Wins Championships, Literally
You know that old saying "Defense Wins Championships"? Well, if you don't wanna be the laughing stock of your fantasy league this year, load up on defense. I suggest at least 7 teams for your defense, so you can rotate depending on the game. Remember, AT LEAST 7. Usually, I take 10-11, depending on availibilty.
So, there's my great, helpful tips to give you fantasy stardom this year. And when they ask who helped you, you can say, "RedskinHater".
By the way, if you lose your fantasy league thanks to my tips, it's NOT MY FAULT!
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Why did you tell everyone it was all lies at the end? A first time fantasy player might have believed you...even with Ankiel in there. Haha.
G.O.A.T.
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Ok, I'll take it off lol.
RHATER is Gone.
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yeah...not really all that funny...
Nice try though...
Big Ben68
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THE DAY I TAKE FANTASY TIPS FROM A STONER---sorry, sorry.
Lifer: Metallica…
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Terrible tips. I'll make sure to never, EVER take advice from you...
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The Big House, MI
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I better make sure to avoid the St. Louis help hotlines...
DJTG_2010
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not as funny as could have.........but i might pick up vick though lol
Denis24
Fort Wayne, IN
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lol I liked the Defensive tips.
Cardsox
Middle Of The..., US
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This reminds me of last years NFL channel fantasy league commercials when they were telling the newbie that "Both Mannings are retired". LOL Almost as good as that Vinateri spot..."All Kickers"
Oso Famoso
Palinville, AK
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Osito...those are the BEST commercials for the Fantasy Football on NFL.com...
"All kickers baby, all kickers." -Adam Vinatieri.
Big Ben68
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I would say this blog was written under the influence but it speaks for itself. Meow.
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