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Jimmie Johnson wins again!
Here We Go Again ! Maybe we need a new Sunday hobby.
One of Yogi Berra's great quotes becomes very relevant to the JJ story.
"It's deja vu all over again"
"It's deja vu all over again"
Thirty plus more races are left in the season and already you can see the writing on the wall.
JJ for a fifth championship!
Can you live with that?
First of all lets just say it, they are a good team, period, no denying that!
But how lucky can someone get!
Remember last year when he was a hundred laps down, then got one million cautions and got to the lead lap and finished, (please correct me if I'm wrong) in the top ten.
Are you kidding me!
How about Fontana last Sunday where he needed a miracle so he wouldn't fall a lap down and he got more then a miracle, he got the perfect storm from NASCAR.
Whoop's did I say that!
Slip of the tongue, I mean, he got a great break from God all mighty himself, and I say God because that's the only way it could of happened.

I think I seen angels among the clouds at Fontana wearing blue satin dresses with No. 48 stickers on both wings.
I did, I did see them!
The Angels thing might of been the result of the bottle of jagermister I drowned my sorrows in during the last 60 laps of the race.
But maybe not, I really believe I seen angels flying Willie-Nillie all over the No. 48 car in victory lane.
There had to be a million ducks in the row for Jimmie Johnson not to go a lap down and thus eliminate his chance for a win.
As always!

Every duck in the world lined up for JJ !
He got the "Perfect Storm"
So I say, just give the man the hardware now, why wait!
You can't beat city hall and you can't beat Gods will.

Save yourself some time and just watch the last 30 laps, if someone you like wins, then watch the whole race.

You do have a DVR, don't you?
Good ! Use it.

It will save you lots of time and booze.

Enough said.

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