Warning: If you're oversensitive about your favorite football team or don't like ripoffs of movie quotes move on. If you want to read something humorous....move on, I mean read here. Hope you enjoy!
Things overheard in the NFL this week:
At NFL Headquarters:
"I will fine him five-hundred THOUSAND Dollars. Muhwuuuhahaaha!"
At San Diego vs. Bears:
"I'm going to treat you like a Lamborghini LT!"
At the Dawg Pound: (Congratulations Browns fans on your first win!)
Kellen Winslow II: (Pointing to Brady Quinn) I don't want that loser on the team. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.
Braylon Edwards: Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-nine.
At Soldier Field:
Lovie Smith: (arm around Grossman) "Say hello to my little mental friend!"
At Gillette Stadium:
Bob Craft: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who cheated who.
At Texas Stadium:
Tony Romo: I was in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Cowboys Defense: I don't think we were.
Tony Romo: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Cowboys Defense: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Tony Romo: No, it's too perilous.
Cowboys Defense: Look, it's our duty as the defense to sample as much peril as we can.
Tony Romo: No, we've got to win the game. Come on.
Cowboys Defense: Oh, let us have just a little bit of peril?
Tony Romo: No. It's unhealthy.
Cowboys Defense: I bet you're gaye.
Tony Romo: Am not.
At The Metrodome in Minnesota:
*Bonus points for naming all the movies these quotes were borrowed from!
Other random thoughts:
Separated at birth?
- 1) Al Davis and Abraham Simpson.
2) Rodger Goodell and Ritchie Cunningham.
*No actual useful points will truly awarded...it's just for fun people!