10. Word out of Boulder is that little Hawkins did not finish his peas last night at dinner. Sources say that if he doesn't finish his carrots tonight, he could spend part of the game in time-out.
09. Didn't they have a girl kicker? Or am I just confusing them with the Necessary Roughness team?
08. "Colorado coach Dan Hawkins is certain Florida State's football team would win a relay race against Arizona State. And ASU, which beat Colorado 33-14 last Saturday, is thought to have above-average speed." I thought their running of the Buffaloes drill was supposed to increase their team speed?! Or am I just confusing them with Mexico?
07. WR Patrick Williams for Colorado and Roger Williams are really 56th cousins and Pat owes Roger a favor from the last family reunion.
06. The truth is, little Hawkins is a girl. I cannot give you the details on his birth because that would just be wrong and an invasion of his privacy. You just have to take my word on this.
05. It wasn't long ago, that Seminoles were eating and skinning Buffaloes. Does this Hawkins make my **** look big?
04. My sources (very credible sources) say that Daddy Hawkins and Little Hawkins went out last night to get trashed before the big game. This morning they realized that they had gotten tattoos. Here is an excerpt from their conversation this morning:
"What's mine say?"
"Sweet! What's mine say?"
"Dude! What's mine say?"
"Sweet! What's mine say?"
"DUDE! What's mine say?"
From there it just got ugly.
03. The reason FSU was scheduled instead of Florida is because Florida players are used to playing when high. They didn't realize at the time that we would have a good S&C coach.
02. Okay, so I can give you a little hint about Little Hawkins birth. His face looked like this when he was born: 
And sometimes it shows when he is under stress. Keep a crooked eye out for this.
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I'll take #1.
Go Noles!
Chief Osceola
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haha great stuff!
Roger Williams needs all the help he can get that is for sure!
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