Fellow FanNation scrapper Yankeeslifer presented a challenge today.

It was like Christmas in September.

An ardent Bills supporter coming up with a bet on Sunday's soon-to-be-massacre and filet of his team. And he's calling out Steeler Nation. His Bills will be 9.5 point dogs at kickoff!

Like the blackjack dealer tells Clark W. Griswold Jr. in Las Vegas, "Why don't you just give me your money, I'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?"

The specifics are posted on his blog, and I have exchanged one idea with him, but I'd rather not disclose it for the sake of surprise. And don't start peering around here with cameras either. Those are illegal, remember?

Anywho...I'd like some ideas for names to put after Yankeeslifer's name. We'll remove that asterisk (it's been there long enough. It's time to start coming up with new ways to express our displeasure with the perceived ogres of the sports world), and create a phrase either Yankees or Bills related that would provide at least a few comments each time his name comes up.

As I tried to write before, but the Censorship Stars were out again...my first thought was "Yankeeslifer_has Levy's Old Man p.u.b.e.s." but I reconsidered, thinking that was a bit too graphic, even for an immature little dweeb like myself.

The one I sent him I'll keep secret for now, but any suggestions, please feel free to comment here, or just email me.

Oh, right, I suppose I should tell you to just email him if you, for some strange reason, actually think Pittsburgh will lose this game. Come up with a good name for me. Just for fun. Or my humiliation, there's that too.