Just a reminder, if you're oversensitive about your team or someone that wants everyone to be PC, avoid reading this blog. If you want a good laugh to start the week, read on.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. Houshmandzadeh.
Sam Adams: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Sam Adams.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Sam Adams: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent @zz clown became famous and started brewing beer.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Sammy instead of Sam?
Sam Adams: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
At the Linc, Phila., PA (See, I don't play favorites!)
Takeo Spikes: The Crowd... they're animals!
Donovan McNabb: No animals are nicer. They don't boo when they're killing something.
Sebastian Janikowski: [after missing the 2nd OT field goal] D@mmit! Is this field goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!
Before SNF Pats vs. Chargers
Tom Hanks: Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The NFL has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine.
On a golf course somewhere where the "real killer" has yet to be found:
Groundskeeper Willie: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!
OJ: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Groundskeeper Willie: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
OJ: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!
At the NFL office NYC, NY
Greg Aiello: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power...
Rodger Goodell: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!
At the Metrodome in Minnesota
Tavaris Jackson: Bobby! Red seven!
Bobby Wade: I don't know what red seven means.
Tavaris Jackson: Hot route!
Bobby Wade: I don't... What is hot route?
Tavaris Jackson: Will you just go stand on the other side please?