I did not expect to reward you unworthy mortals with another blog so soon but there is just so much going on that I had to speak. Indeed, the need to speak out was driving me like a vampiric thirst for blood! Where do I begin...ahh yes Travis Henry.
Travis Henry is yet another example of the stupidity you mortals seem to embrace. Nevermind the fact that he has spawned more evil spawn than the Dark Lord himself, but failing another drug test takes the cake. Is marijuana that addictive that millionare athletes can't help themselves but smoke it? Like it or not, I really want NFL athletes to get busted for doing crack or cocaine, like the original L.T. I mean that would at least give you a performance enhancement.
Forget the dope head Travis Henry. Lets move onto a more spectacular and accomplished druggie, Marion Jones. At least Travis Henry doesn't deny that he's a pot smoking loser. But young Marion will probably serve time for her lies and likely be stripped of her medals. I say, why strip her of her ill gotten medals? Lets chain those once glorious medals to her body and let her drag those constant reminders of her lying, cheating ways everywhere she goes. Let the weight of those golden medals serve as a metaphor of the weight of her guilt and drag her into the ground.
Random thought: Why was Alex Smith the 1st overall draft pick in the 2005 NFL Draft? Was their not anybody better? Now, because of his frail frame, the Niners are doomed to another losing season.
What idiot athlete am i forgetting? Oh yes, Mick Vick. Forget PETA, what interest me is the monies that Arthur Blank wants back from Vick ($60 million in bonuses). I say the money should go to me. That way i ALSO can fund an illegal dog fighting ring and Arthur Blank cand pretend to know nothing of it.
Now on to my second favorite politically incorrect team...the Cleveland Indians! (The Redskins are my #1 if you're wondering...and I know you are). I salute the Indians for the brutal beating they handed the Yankees. The cries of pain and moans of agony coming from the Yankee faithful is almost giving me erotic pleasure. And did anybody else see Danny Bonaduce slam Jonny Fairplay. Wow! That DID give me erotic pleasure.Well I must depart for now my loyal followers, duty calls once again, but fear not because I am everywhere, just lurking over your shoulders watching your every move. Now BE GONE!