Like a course catalogue, but with no classes on "Chinese Imaginary Space."
One sign of maturity, Pablog is told, is the instinct towards organization. As human beings age, we develop the inclination to build structures which govern the carefree nature of youth. Actually, I just made all of that up.
Nevertheless, Pablog hereby declares order in this province of the Blogosphere. Rather than posting willy-nilly, all the live long day, to and fro (note: not click and clack), Pablog will follow a schedule that undoubtedly governs all that is important in your world. Besides PPotW (Pablog Person of the Week) on Thursdays, there will be at least one new thing on Pablog every day; and Four Pointers, the four-item notebook explained in the previous post, will ideally exist every day save Thursday and Saturday. (And today, because I'm doing this. Shut up.)
For what it's worth, Pablog is going to deliberately avoid stealing from Deadspin (which once gave Pablog virtual dap last year in a slightly notable episode involving Jason Whitlock), unless absolutely, absolutely necessary.
CATHOLIC SABBATH DAY: Motivational YouTube Video of the Week — You're beginning your week. I'm beginning my week. We are going to watch Journey's "Separate Ways" music video, together, every Sunday, for the rest of our lives. (Note: There will be other videos.)
MONDAY: Fantasy Sports Insight of the Week — Pablog guarantees a package of trenchant insight and unassailable reasoning, every week, that may or may not help you in your fantasy sports league. Especially if you play fantasy hockey or fantasy NASCAR. Because what is that?
TUESDAY: Pablog's Non-Sports Rant — Surprise: Pablog happens to have non-sports opinions! Whether they deal with politics, walking style, reading style, singing style, Teddy Styles, or reality television, this is going to be one ranty paragraph about something that is unrelated to sports, that's for sure!
WEDNESDAY: Tale of the Blog — In this rousing feature, Pablog compares two separate things in the world of sports according to a variety of complicated metrics like "Reproductive system(s)," ultimately determining a winner. Will these things be similar? Different? Who knows! (There was also a joke about "Hump Day" in here earlier that I removed.)
THURSDAY: Pablog Person of the Week — (Explanation here.)
FRIDAY: Sports Journalism Reading Assignment — I once detested homework over the weekend, but every Friday, I'm going to provide you with and comment on a notable piece of sports journalism. It can be really old, fresh off the presses, very good, or very bad. But it will be worth reading. Trust me. Because boy, can I read.
JEWISH SABBATH DAY: Ironic Day of Rest — Pablog wakes up somewhere between noon and 2 P.M., drinks a glass of juice, goes back to sleep, gets up again, eventually takes a shower, watches a VH1 "Rock of Love" marathon/college football game he has no interest in, and then eats dinner or something.