TOKYO, Japan- A Japanese adult film star, Anri Suzuki, says she has been giving out free sex sessions to Chinese students, as a way of giving back for Japans World War 2 sins. The bizarre situation was revealed today in the Korea Times newspaper. 24-year-old Anri Suzuki studied history at University, holding a Doctorate in the discipline. Suzuki focoused on the Japanese invasion of of Chine, writing the paper, The History of the Japanese Invasion into China. Anri Suzuki said she was so shocked to learn about her nations past that she decided to make up for her countrys early 20th century wrongs by giving back, one man at a time. Anri Suzuki told the Korean Times: We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan. I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese.
This is like getting hit by the sex luck lightning. Hitting the jackpot. If only i was Chinese and i lived in japan. What is better than sex with a porn star tiger woods???? Sex with a Japanese porn star.
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