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Eric Spoelstra: (South Beach)
Stephen A. Smith and numerous other media outlets are reporting Dwyane Wade, Lebron James and Chris Bosh have agreed to play in Miami next season. I should be the happiest man alive but I'm not. I've run into a string of unprecedented bad luck recently. The other day, a chandlier narrowly missed following on me outside Riley's office, my brakes went out at an intersection. Sometimes I feel like I haven't paid my dues to coach the NBA's all-time marquee post-salary cap roster.
I turn 40 on Opening Night. I feel like Doogie Howser. With this roster, I'll be halfway to Phil Jackson's 11 by 50.
The media has jumped into the fray and tried to paint Pat as a opportunist who'll try to weasel his way back into my chair after all the hard work I've put into this depleted roster. He was diced up in the media after Stan Van Gundy resigned and he took over the reigns of a championship team in 2006. Fortunately, Pat's been really cordial through this entire ordeal. He even invited me over and offered to cook me for dinner. I think he meant cook me dinner, but I let it slide. LOL! I'm also allergic to certain kinds of fish, should I speak up and ask him to cook something else?