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NASCAR has become wreck city over the last three weeks. Along with all that bent metal, drivers are becoming whiny and at times annoying.

They sound like my ex-mother-in-law. You know, complaining about everything.

Here are some of the classic quotes from Saturday night's Coke Zero-400 race:

"We had a fast car."

"We had the winning car, it's a shame we got wrecked."

"We had a fast car."

"We had the winning car, it's a shame we got wrecked."

Oops! Is all that repetition annoying?

Of course it is! Now you know how I feel.

Each interview was exactly the same. The answers to all questions were, "we had a fast car," "we had the winning car," "we could of won, but we got wrecked."

Some of those guys haven't won a race since the invention of the wheel. All of the sudden, they could all have won but got wrecked. 

Yeah right!

The "numero uno" driver in the complaining department has to be Kyle Busch. He is one of my favorites but sometimes he doesn't understand there are other "divas" on the track.

Here is his post race quote:

"The replay shows I turned right across the nose of the 42, so apparently I wanted to wreck myself."

Do you agree with that?

At times, he seems to think the spectacle that is NASCAR should be called "The Kyle Busch Show."

Kyle's last four races have been below his standard-as he sees it-but he can't keep blaming everyone else.

No. 18 loves a loose car. Does that make him more vulnerable in traffic? Probably.

You could say he races on the edge of a sword. As the old saying goes, if you live by the sword you will die by the sword.

Kyle Busch was just loose as a goose when Juan Pablo Montoya (allegedly) turned him into the wall Saturday night.

Montoya was racing, Period, No other story there, even though the TNT crew (AKA Kyle Petty) were trying their best to blow it way out of proportion.

It was a racing incident. Nothing more.

Just a thought, is there anyone else in the TNT booth? Kyle Petty appears to do about 85 percent of the talking.

Hey! By the way TNT guys, that "payback" story line is getting old. Get a new one.

Just saying.

Kyle Busch is the most entertaining driver in NASCAR. He is a superstar.

I'm just hoping he doesn't become an annoying one.

As always, I'm just a fan with an opinion. From what I understand, everybody has one and I Thank God for that.

Enough said. 

July 4, 2010  06:05 PM ET

Having watched the replays from every angle shown, Kyle cut in front too soon, plain and simple.....JPM did not do anything wrong from what I could see.
If the side drafting was as "controllable" as Kyle says it is, you would be seeing a lot more wrecks and a lot of different winners..

July 4, 2010  07:11 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Having watched the replays from every angle shown, Kyle cut in front too soon, plain and simple.....JPM did not do anything wrong from what I could see.If the side drafting was as "controllable" as Kyle says it is, you would be seeing a lot more wrecks and a lot of different winners..

I agree but Kyle wont agree with you, he blamed it on Montoya as befor even looking at the replay...

July 4, 2010  07:12 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Having watched the replays from every angle shown, Kyle cut in front too soon, plain and simple.....JPM did not do anything wrong from what I could see.If the side drafting was as "controllable" as Kyle says it is, you would be seeing a lot more wrecks and a lot of different winners..

I mean Kyle Petty TNT

July 4, 2010  08:19 PM ET

I like Kyle Petty in the booth but he sometimes jumps the gun with his opinions....but at least he retracts them or corrects them. once that he sees that he was wrong.

July 4, 2010  08:42 PM ET
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KB is a P U S S Y !

lol...lol

July 4, 2010  10:58 PM ET

Kyle Busch is the most overrated driver in NASCAR.

He either wins or crashes out.

His brother Kurt on the other hand is one of the best drivers out there.

I'm a fan of RCR and Penske.

 
July 5, 2010  04:55 PM ET
QUOTE(#10):

Kyle Busch is the most overrated driver in NASCAR.He either wins or crashes out.His brother Kurt on the other hand is one of the best drivers out there.I'm a fan of RCR and Penske.

Well he has won over 50 races in all the series and he is verry young...

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