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As in GOD!! 

Wasn't he amazing? Hasn't lost a step nor the rifle arm. Even Aikman and Buck (The "I don't like Black quarterbacks" announcers) had to start praising what they were seeing instead of downplaying his heroics and making beleive he wasn't doing what he was doing.

During the 1st half of the Eagles/Packers game I was dozing off, channel surfing, doing laundry, listening to Jay Electronica and cursing at the game, as the 2 slow pocket passer QBs (Rogers and Kolb) lumbered aound, threw picks and got sacked a lot because they are slow.

But then....as Kolb was pile drived into the turf (not wishing any serious injury upon him), I knew he was not going to play again that day...then I yelled out an

AMEN!...THANK YOU JESUS!.....THE MIKE JORDAN OF THE NFL HAS TAKEN OVER AT THE HELM!

Now if he had started the game, Eagles would be 1-0 instead of 0-1 right now wouldn't they. Even people who knew nothing about football were baffled about why an unknown scrub would be starting over a hall of famer.

(That's right, Vick's cleats were placed in the hall of fame after his famous overtime touchdown run against the Vikings http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/release.jsp?release_id=1839)

Comparing Kolb to Vick is like comparing Susan Boyle to Beyonce.

Vick is the ultimate weapon, Kolb looks likes a Pop Warner QB in the pee wee flag football division. Him taking any snaps is over.

Andy Reid's absolutely horrible play call to run Vick up the middle on 4th down when Vick had just run on the outside the whole freakin game for over 100 yards, is vintage Andy Reid blowing a game. Seen him do it many times when McNabb was there.

Regardless....The black cat is back....go get a sun tan **** and take that!!!

 

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